WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.029 --> 00:00:02.160 Six and peed in a 2 00:00:04.190 --> 00:00:06.559 drinking tea before the fact. That's my secret. 3 00:00:12.960 --> 00:00:16.879 Welcome back to cards. Catch up. I gotta start here. Khloe is the MVP of 4 00:00:16.889 --> 00:00:21.040 this episode. OK. Let's start off with the conversation she had with Lamar. 5 00:00:21.049 --> 00:00:25.200 Sorry, I'll take this knife because you guys are dangerous. You guys don't call 6 00:00:25.209 --> 00:00:29.709 me, babe. First of all, babe, I don't even know you 7 00:00:30.790 --> 00:00:31.059 who 8 00:00:33.459 --> 00:00:35.840 you think I'm supposed to know you. I haven't seen you in 10 years. 9 00:00:37.630 --> 00:00:39.400 Last time I saw you, you couldn't speak. 10 00:00:41.680 --> 00:00:42.569 Go ahead with that fake 11 00:00:44.599 --> 00:00:47.419 Khloe God bless her. You know, we love Khloe Chloe is my favorite. 12 00:00:48.619 --> 00:00:52.360 She's just trying to create this feeling where he feels comfortable with 13 00:00:52.369 --> 00:00:55.490 all these cameras and these lights and having to talk about something so 14 00:00:55.500 --> 00:00:59.459 serious and emotional and she's like you couldn't even talk. 15 00:01:00.790 --> 00:01:04.839 She gagged him a bit when, when she said that, that, that was a little 16 00:01:04.849 --> 00:01:09.080 crazy. He called me, babe. I'm like you call me, babe. I don't know you. Last 17 00:01:09.089 --> 00:01:13.559 time I saw you couldn't speak and we like that was read, it was harsh. It's 18 00:01:13.569 --> 00:01:17.239 not harsh. It's the truth, but it's like a, I'm like the truth hurts. But 19 00:01:17.250 --> 00:01:21.750 let me tell you what hurts one time, a lie hurts 7000 times. But if I tell you 20 00:01:21.760 --> 00:01:25.680 the truth one time, you can't call me that because you couldn't speak. Whose 21 00:01:25.690 --> 00:01:29.209 fault is that? His fault? He couldn't speak because he decided to do naughty 22 00:01:29.220 --> 00:01:33.690 things somewhere. He shouldn't have done it, his fault, not my fault when 23 00:01:33.699 --> 00:01:37.269 she was kind of ramping up too. And she was saying like, yeah, you don't go out 24 00:01:37.279 --> 00:01:40.639 and you do this. It was giving me flashbacks to lie 25 00:01:43.680 --> 00:01:44.110 like, 26 00:01:45.220 --> 00:01:48.489 yeah, it was getting to that point for her and Malika was like, girl, let's 27 00:01:48.500 --> 00:01:53.610 settle a bit saying that he wishes she stuck her tongue down his throat. I was 28 00:01:53.620 --> 00:01:57.489 like, I'm gonna be honest with you, even though I would have loved for you 29 00:01:57.500 --> 00:02:04.050 to like put me in a dip and put your tongue down my throat and just like to 30 00:02:04.059 --> 00:02:09.740 break the ice. Leave it to a man to take a nice sweet moment between the 31 00:02:09.750 --> 00:02:13.580 two of you and make it awkward as make it disgusting out of nowhere. I was 32 00:02:13.589 --> 00:02:16.130 there through it all. I remember everything. I didn't leave you for four 33 00:02:16.139 --> 00:02:19.250 months. I lived, I got staph infection because I lived in a hospital. 34 00:02:21.050 --> 00:02:22.369 Do you know who this is? 35 00:02:25.740 --> 00:02:26.919 This is your son? 36 00:02:28.259 --> 00:02:29.199 Do you know his name? 37 00:02:30.679 --> 00:02:32.860 Your son's name is Lamar Junior 38 00:02:34.820 --> 00:02:36.139 and we call him, 39 00:02:37.270 --> 00:02:42.330 we've heard from Khloe and seen the media over the years like, you know, 40 00:02:42.339 --> 00:02:45.759 just little tidbits of what that time was like. But I think this may have 41 00:02:45.770 --> 00:02:50.100 been the first time we've seen video evidence of it and then for him to be 42 00:02:50.110 --> 00:02:54.350 like, I know you did these things, but I don't even remember myself like that. 43 00:02:54.910 --> 00:03:00.380 Uh I, I can't even imagine the videos that we saw of her reteaching him, his 44 00:03:00.389 --> 00:03:04.139 family members. Khloe is a good woman. She's a good woman. 45 00:03:05.190 --> 00:03:08.660 If y'all thought that Lamar was gonna behave because Chris was around, you'd 46 00:03:08.669 --> 00:03:14.779 be sadly mistaken. I'm gonna tell her I need a manager. Don't just say hi that 47 00:03:16.089 --> 00:03:23.119 she gets, she gets me. She's a Scorpio. Oh my God. Oh my God. Hey mom, 48 00:03:24.139 --> 00:03:27.029 what are you doing? Just sitting here with Coco 49 00:03:28.039 --> 00:03:29.339 talking reflecting. 50 00:03:31.089 --> 00:03:36.690 Oh That's a surprise. I had no idea. She was gonna see you today. I bet. 51 00:03:37.179 --> 00:03:41.570 Wait, is that your own face on your shirt? This is so flawed, right? I 52 00:03:41.580 --> 00:03:42.839 think we can sell these ma 53 00:03:44.940 --> 00:03:49.649 a family that hustles together stays together. You will hand over that 10. 54 00:03:50.029 --> 00:03:53.429 Do you think he got jealous when we saw her becoming the momager for Tristan? I 55 00:03:53.440 --> 00:03:59.389 was able to reach out to Abc Disney and really express how talented I thought 56 00:03:59.399 --> 00:04:03.350 Tristan was. 0 1000% and he's like ***. I don't even know half the stuff 57 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:07.050 Tristan did. He's like this is my chance. Let me get in there, Kri. He's 58 00:04:07.059 --> 00:04:11.320 like this is my chance. He's like, I know how to get right up in there. 59 00:04:13.220 --> 00:04:16.738 I haven't seen Kris Jenner that emotional in a long time. I don't know. 60 00:04:16.750 --> 00:04:19.200 It makes me really emotional. 61 00:04:21.290 --> 00:04:26.140 Just the ability for her to have the strength to go do that. I'm very proud 62 00:04:26.149 --> 00:04:31.410 of her and I'm proud of Lamar for coming because that had to be hard for 63 00:04:31.420 --> 00:04:39.269 him to walk in. I feel a lot of forgiveness for him and obviously love 64 00:04:39.279 --> 00:04:45.170 him and felt bad that he had this addiction that he couldn't control. No 65 00:04:45.179 --> 00:04:48.790 one loves a car ex more than Kris Jenner. I used to judge it but seeing 66 00:04:48.799 --> 00:04:52.549 her break down like that, I completely understand. She sees someone that is 67 00:04:52.559 --> 00:04:56.869 completely broken was a part of the family. She was a mother figure to that 68 00:04:56.880 --> 00:05:00.910 person. I love that. She said that she was proud of him for even showing up 69 00:05:00.920 --> 00:05:05.049 and being vulnerable and just being there with Khloe. Moving on, Kim 70 00:05:05.059 --> 00:05:09.160 finally got a chance to defend herself. After all these roast rumors, I could 71 00:05:09.170 --> 00:05:15.339 have never imagined that I would be booed but you can't win. So it's like, 72 00:05:15.350 --> 00:05:21.920 oh football fans, oh sports fans, oh, they hate the Kardashians. I know 73 00:05:21.929 --> 00:05:25.480 there's also a narrative that you went to Netflix and asked them to remove all 74 00:05:25.489 --> 00:05:31.179 the billing. No, I could care less. Let me let me live my life. It happened. I 75 00:05:31.190 --> 00:05:34.950 don't erase what happened. She squashed that Netflix rumor. It was a big one. 76 00:05:34.959 --> 00:05:37.980 Remember the fact that she was like, I wouldn't change the past. That's a good 77 00:05:37.989 --> 00:05:41.339 ass mentality to have. I think at a certain point when you get that much 78 00:05:41.350 --> 00:05:44.730 hate, it just doesn't faze you anymore. It's like, I'm hot, I'm rich. 79 00:05:45.869 --> 00:05:49.329 Not at the very least. And I love that. She did call out Andrew Schultz a 80 00:05:49.339 --> 00:05:54.815 podcaster. H himself always hating on literally anybody. And she was like, 81 00:05:54.825 --> 00:05:57.704 all right, since you want a platform, I'll give you a platform on my show and 82 00:05:57.714 --> 00:06:02.095 I'll do it on my terms. And then this guy afterwards did an interview and was 83 00:06:02.105 --> 00:06:07.244 like, Kim was so robotic. She sat with perfect posture for three hours 84 00:06:07.255 --> 00:06:11.929 straight. I've never seen anything like that. Completely detached. I was like, 85 00:06:11.940 --> 00:06:16.329 I knew I was half robot. Other people realized it. No, he said it was like 86 00:06:16.339 --> 00:06:21.130 she was out of her body and I go, what would you think from someone sitting 87 00:06:21.140 --> 00:06:25.619 there hearing horrible things about themselves? Like, am I supposed to sit 88 00:06:25.630 --> 00:06:30.170 there and be like, how innovative you called me a whore? Is she a robot? 89 00:06:32.299 --> 00:06:36.109 Maybe that's why we've been seeing her with the cyber truck. You know, the 90 00:06:36.700 --> 00:06:41.399 little robots, the metallic, the Balenciaga metallic look, you know, 91 00:06:41.410 --> 00:06:49.029 she's like she's channeling her in a robot. A IA I family. I don't know. I'm 92 00:06:49.040 --> 00:06:53.230 not here to create rumors and with that out of the way we can move on to an 93 00:06:53.239 --> 00:06:55.380 event with some real class. 94 00:07:00.010 --> 00:07:01.859 It's OK. Sure. 95 00:07:03.739 --> 00:07:07.459 This is a great placement. See I could talk before I was like, yeah. 96 00:07:08.559 --> 00:07:13.700 Did you see John Galliano like touching the rib area? Like uh if all of these 97 00:07:13.709 --> 00:07:16.940 are gone, she's ruining my piece. I just couldn't get over the fact that 98 00:07:16.950 --> 00:07:18.260 her back looks like that. 99 00:07:19.600 --> 00:07:21.070 You take a pic of my back. 100 00:07:22.160 --> 00:07:27.679 Does it look crazy? Oh my God. Really? Was the pain worth it? A 101 00:07:29.839 --> 00:07:34.089 if you look at it is all worth it. You know, the whole time I was like, where 102 00:07:34.100 --> 00:07:37.140 is Miss Northwest with her critiques? Because I'm sure she would have had a 103 00:07:37.149 --> 00:07:42.100 lot of things to say. This is not gonna give you like wedgy. It's looking like 104 00:07:42.109 --> 00:07:48.019 beachy. You look like the moon. The pearls look fake. How many weeks until 105 00:07:48.029 --> 00:07:50.230 I can stop asking for more, Kylie. 106 00:07:51.390 --> 00:07:54.260 OK. Oh my God, you haven't even left it. 107 00:07:56.029 --> 00:08:00.899 OK. Oh Yeah, I just can't stand the fact that we couldn't get a singular 108 00:08:00.910 --> 00:08:06.269 camera up to Kylie's room before this event, we had to get a facetime between 109 00:08:06.279 --> 00:08:09.829 her and Kendall while Kendall was already in the car. I thought we were 110 00:08:09.839 --> 00:08:13.820 gonna see more of Kylie this season. Girl. Where are you? We see more of 111 00:08:13.829 --> 00:08:16.540 Lamar this season and Kylie, 112 00:08:24.790 --> 00:08:28.109 I guess I'm just so used to the low hanging fruit and the little scraps 113 00:08:28.119 --> 00:08:32.219 that Kylie does give us that I just didn't expect to even see her at all. 114 00:08:32.229 --> 00:08:33.830 So I was like, oh, she's Facetiming. 115 00:08:38.200 --> 00:08:43.710 I would pay so much money to get to me and Kylie on camera. 116 00:08:45.760 --> 00:08:51.320 I want it all please is the type to want to go on camera. He seems very 117 00:08:51.330 --> 00:08:54.270 private. What's up? This is your boy Timothy Chala, Timothy Chala, Timothy 118 00:08:54.469 --> 00:08:54.530 Chalala. 119 00:09:01.390 --> 00:09:04.440 Would you ever believe Courtney and Travis are still making out in public? 120 00:09:05.119 --> 00:09:05.130 A 121 00:09:07.059 --> 00:09:07.539 family? 122 00:09:08.549 --> 00:09:12.369 You're gonna think I'm crazy for saying this all I saw was like a little 123 00:09:12.380 --> 00:09:16.489 Courtney Travis peck. Why did I kind of like miss them making out? Like I'm 124 00:09:16.500 --> 00:09:17.599 just so used to 125 00:09:20.200 --> 00:09:23.510 like, not to be a creep. I just was like, we like, where's the affection? 126 00:09:23.659 --> 00:09:25.440 Is there? Trouble in paradise? 127 00:09:26.650 --> 00:09:29.909 Another rumor. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. There's no way 128 00:09:31.549 --> 00:09:33.599 I'm Francesca Amacher. See you next week 129 00:09:37.429 --> 00:09:40.500 you walk in there with confidence. You have to have a whole lot of confidence 130 00:09:40.510 --> 00:09:44.059 to have your face on your shirt the whole time. Just he's like, yeah, you 131 00:09:44.070 --> 00:09:47.030 know, and his face is right here, just shift it and move it.