WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.050 --> 00:00:03.309 My wife is the. Ok. Calm down. 2 00:00:05.380 --> 00:00:06.300 No, 3 00:00:09.989 --> 00:00:12.460 welcome back to cards. Catch up. Let's get into it. 4 00:00:14.289 --> 00:00:17.959 I feel bad. Kylie couldn't be here because she's working in New York. But 5 00:00:19.250 --> 00:00:22.870 I miss her. I do, I miss her energy. 6 00:00:24.989 --> 00:00:28.600 What, what you guys? Crickets? I have a bone to pick with these ladies. They're 7 00:00:28.610 --> 00:00:33.650 sitting around looking at a wall wondering where is Kylie? That's Arcy. 8 00:00:33.659 --> 00:00:36.930 We're supposed to be wondering where Kylie is. This is just not the way I 9 00:00:36.939 --> 00:00:40.610 thought we would kick off the season. Lord, I told everyone my schedule. 10 00:00:40.619 --> 00:00:44.500 Nobody cared that I couldn't be there. So it wasn't that I didn't want to be 11 00:00:44.509 --> 00:00:47.290 there. It's the fact that they didn't think it was oven. 12 00:00:48.555 --> 00:00:54.395 So now they're just gonna punch me in, I guess later, whatever. We've seen it 13 00:00:54.404 --> 00:01:00.034 time and time again. If she's not there, she's late like Kylie. Like they just 14 00:01:00.044 --> 00:01:04.513 literally didn't focus on her schedule at all, which is completely valid. You 15 00:01:04.525 --> 00:01:07.584 know what I'm saying? And I love how they were like, oh, we'll just punch 16 00:01:07.595 --> 00:01:09.635 her into the trailer. They absolutely did not. 17 00:01:14.660 --> 00:01:18.519 I thought they were gonna do a little Photoshop moment like they did was like, 18 00:01:18.529 --> 00:01:22.919 true when they went to Disneyland. Is she dating Tim? Oh, she definitely was. 19 00:01:22.930 --> 00:01:27.599 Oh, yes. By that time she was full fledged into her relationship with 20 00:01:27.610 --> 00:01:31.389 Timothy Chalamet. I'm sure they were out and about galavanting the streets. 21 00:01:31.400 --> 00:01:34.849 All right. Whose backyard are we digging this time capsule up from? I 22 00:01:34.860 --> 00:01:40.089 mean, we have Kourtney's birthday in April Khloe's birthday in June and then 23 00:01:40.099 --> 00:01:43.400 we have her going to the White House to see Vice President Kamala Harris who 24 00:01:43.410 --> 00:01:47.330 isn't even in office anymore. I thought they wanted this season to be current. 25 00:01:47.339 --> 00:01:50.309 They talked about, we really want this to be fresh. We really want this to be 26 00:01:50.319 --> 00:01:54.029 like, you know, in the moment we really want to take you guys out and this is a 27 00:01:54.040 --> 00:01:58.449 baby. It's nine months old and it's not OK. My favorite moment of this entire 28 00:01:58.459 --> 00:02:03.550 episode is when they're sitting on the couch right here in Malibu. Anyone want 29 00:02:03.559 --> 00:02:06.849 a drink? Do you want me to refill your drink or is there more wine gal? I'm 30 00:02:06.860 --> 00:02:10.288 sure there is like more of the same bottle or do you know what it is? 31 00:02:10.300 --> 00:02:17.220 Screaming Eagles 2005. What is it? Pringles a $12,000 bottle of wine, 32 00:02:17.440 --> 00:02:20.029 $12,000 a bottle. 33 00:02:22.419 --> 00:02:26.380 And that right there. That's when I said Kardashians, you just brought it 34 00:02:26.389 --> 00:02:30.539 with that one sentence. You brought it because I want to see the Lux, the 35 00:02:30.550 --> 00:02:34.100 glamour. Tell me how much things are put a little price tag at the bottom. 36 00:02:34.110 --> 00:02:38.100 Literally, I'm like, take me back to life of Kylie when we're in Kylie's 37 00:02:38.110 --> 00:02:43.309 closet and we see the Perkins or even Khloe's pantry in the Kia. Every time 38 00:02:43.320 --> 00:02:47.800 we walk in, we see all the snacks everywhere. The Oreos perfectly stacked 39 00:02:47.809 --> 00:02:52.589 in the container. I'm like, we, we see the opulence, the luxury, the flex. Yes. 40 00:02:52.919 --> 00:02:55.479 It's the high and low for me. You know, while Kendall is drinking from a 41 00:02:55.490 --> 00:02:59.270 $12,000 bottle of wine, Kourtney decides to have her birthday party at 42 00:02:59.279 --> 00:03:04.029 an IHOP. We are going to Ihop for Courtney's birthday to have a little 43 00:03:04.039 --> 00:03:08.550 breakfast there. It's a little belated birthday breakfast. We just always used 44 00:03:08.559 --> 00:03:11.830 to have birthday parties for Courtney and IHOP. We used to do these like 45 00:03:12.429 --> 00:03:17.520 kidnapping parties. Well, we would call it a snatch party, which sounds crazy 46 00:03:17.529 --> 00:03:22.429 now, but I don't think the word had the same meaning. I really enjoy it when 47 00:03:22.440 --> 00:03:26.360 Kim gives us these back stories with no emotion on her face. No, we used to 48 00:03:26.380 --> 00:03:29.589 have these snatch parties. No, you have way too much emotion. Take it out. 49 00:03:30.889 --> 00:03:34.619 We used to have these snatch parties where we would kidnap the kids and then 50 00:03:34.630 --> 00:03:35.330 we would go to I 51 00:03:37.539 --> 00:03:41.639 did you see how disappointed Kri looked though when her first born couldn't 52 00:03:41.649 --> 00:03:46.009 find the pancake on the International House of 53 00:03:47.270 --> 00:03:53.940 you. I think I want well done. Hash browns, a biscuit where is just like a 54 00:03:53.949 --> 00:03:55.419 regular pancake. 55 00:03:58.475 --> 00:04:04.255 Yeah. 22 pancakes. Yes, please. Thank you. The pictures might have confused 56 00:04:04.264 --> 00:04:08.005 her though, like, maybe she forgot what a pancake look like. There's waffles, 57 00:04:08.014 --> 00:04:09.335 there's omelets. I mean, you know, 58 00:04:10.354 --> 00:04:10.925 in a while. 59 00:04:13.119 --> 00:04:20.269 How are you feeling about Brad? I love Brad. I think he's so funny. He's wild. 60 00:04:20.279 --> 00:04:25.989 Brad Slater is my agent Brad Slater. If you don't know is literally that guy 61 00:04:26.420 --> 00:04:29.679 you and me. Like, he doesn't even like take a day off at all. I mean, he 62 00:04:29.690 --> 00:04:34.089 represents Odell Beckham. He's best friends with the Rock for like the past 63 00:04:34.100 --> 00:04:37.170 15 years. He's been representing him. Kri is willing to talk about anything 64 00:04:37.179 --> 00:04:41.609 on camera, but it felt like this, this went too far for her. So now that 65 00:04:41.619 --> 00:04:47.230 you've swooped in and taken my agent, I wanna know what does he think he is? 66 00:04:47.239 --> 00:04:50.549 It's just conversations so far about Khloe that you just said 67 00:04:51.890 --> 00:04:53.700 we, we had like a conversation. 68 00:04:55.679 --> 00:04:56.589 What is Kylie? 69 00:04:57.750 --> 00:04:57.779 It's 70 00:04:58.910 --> 00:05:02.220 no, I meant different family member. We're not doing this 71 00:05:06.200 --> 00:05:06.220 is 72 00:05:07.369 --> 00:05:10.640 you can't look down the barrel of the lens and think you're cutting it 73 00:05:10.829 --> 00:05:11.679 because you're not, 74 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:17.940 she couldn't even get her story straight. Kri. Like the gag is, is that 75 00:05:17.950 --> 00:05:20.899 we're hearing Khloe talk about her excitement with working with Brad 76 00:05:20.910 --> 00:05:24.399 Slater. Did you watch chris' face for the first three minutes as they're 77 00:05:24.410 --> 00:05:27.359 talking about it? She was trying to figure out how am I going to tell the 78 00:05:27.369 --> 00:05:28.019 girls 79 00:05:29.119 --> 00:05:35.119 about Brad with that being said, it's kind of like uh don't mess with my man. 80 00:05:36.309 --> 00:05:41.910 I take it back. Kim wants flowers every damn day when she was fighting with 81 00:05:41.920 --> 00:05:45.450 Courtney. And she was like I said to Scott, I'm not buying a pair of shoes. 82 00:05:45.459 --> 00:05:50.649 I bought her a career. She walked so they could run so they could run and 83 00:05:50.660 --> 00:05:56.299 Kris wildest dreams she could have never predicted this. Hi, how are you? 84 00:05:56.399 --> 00:06:00.239 Welcome. Welcome. Nice to see you. How are you? Thank you for having me. Glad 85 00:06:00.320 --> 00:06:03.779 you're here. I'm so happy to be here. I love everything that you're doing. 86 00:06:03.790 --> 00:06:07.690 First of all, she kept the White House waiting. I'm just spiraling that we're 87 00:06:07.700 --> 00:06:13.369 going to be so late. Only Kim Kardashian could keep Kamala Harris and 88 00:06:13.380 --> 00:06:17.739 the White House waiting. We all saw that how she had to change and she wore 89 00:06:17.750 --> 00:06:21.769 skim's bra to the White House. An amazing opportunity. This is just 90 00:06:21.779 --> 00:06:22.700 ridiculous. 91 00:06:24.200 --> 00:06:28.829 I asked her to pack a tank and she didn't do you want? I think Aaron has a 92 00:06:28.940 --> 00:06:29.739 brand new skin. 93 00:06:31.309 --> 00:06:34.250 Kim. You think you're slick? Kim Kardashian gonna be Kim Kardashian? 94 00:06:34.260 --> 00:06:37.350 That's it at the end of the day and I respect her for it. Here's what we 95 00:06:37.359 --> 00:06:39.049 actually need to address 96 00:06:42.579 --> 00:06:49.880 Khloe. Oh, you have yourself on your shirt? Hi. Hi. Hi. I just wanted this 97 00:06:49.890 --> 00:06:54.429 meeting for her to literally just be here's your stuff like go, I don't pay 98 00:06:54.440 --> 00:06:59.420 for Hulu so that you can just give a box and fair enough, I will say when he 99 00:06:59.429 --> 00:07:01.339 was like, I took you to a lot. 100 00:07:05.200 --> 00:07:05.700 Yes, 101 00:07:07.140 --> 00:07:11.690 I'm like, it's been 10 years since you see this woman. You just come to that 102 00:07:11.700 --> 00:07:17.959 realization right here right now on Malika's couch like crazy work. Like it 103 00:07:17.970 --> 00:07:23.160 was a crazy way to acknowledge it, but at least he is acknowledging it. She 104 00:07:23.170 --> 00:07:27.880 has every right to, to guard herself. But as a viewer, I was like, oh, please 105 00:07:27.890 --> 00:07:31.519 be gentle to him the whole time. I'm like, please. He came with me gifts 106 00:07:31.529 --> 00:07:37.540 flowers, champagne. You're putting happy anniversary on a cake that has 107 00:07:37.549 --> 00:07:42.609 September 27th on it. But it is fully April. You're just trying to make her 108 00:07:42.619 --> 00:07:47.829 remember the anniversary for what? Like y'all are not together anymore. You've 109 00:07:47.839 --> 00:07:52.160 been divorced for over 10 years. I get off Lamar, get off Lamar. I'm just 110 00:07:52.170 --> 00:07:57.279 saying, I just feel like he wants that old thing back. He called her, his wife. 111 00:07:57.290 --> 00:08:00.359 My wife is the OK. Calm down. 112 00:08:01.690 --> 00:08:07.809 So him calling me his wife. I mean words are empty. They are not married. 113 00:08:08.399 --> 00:08:14.730 They have been divorced for a while even crazier now because after all that 114 00:08:15.029 --> 00:08:20.850 in November 2024 this man was out here on a podcast talking about how he has a 115 00:08:20.859 --> 00:08:26.940 sex doll that looks like that sex doll dude. Does it look like her? Yeah, 116 00:08:26.950 --> 00:08:28.670 they're gonna make it to look like her 117 00:08:30.040 --> 00:08:34.640 because she looked so beautiful and you know when he, when I will say the way 118 00:08:34.650 --> 00:08:37.400 that he looked at her, it was a little lusty. 119 00:08:39.419 --> 00:08:42.919 He was like, if these cameras and these lights were in here. But the gag was 120 00:08:42.929 --> 00:08:45.229 that while she was sitting there, she was like, and I just don't want to look 121 00:08:45.239 --> 00:08:48.919 like that. I'm like coming off like two, you know, and then while I'm watching 122 00:08:48.929 --> 00:08:52.948 it, like her nipple is just like staring like her nipple is just staring 123 00:08:52.958 --> 00:08:56.895 at the television screen. Please. Not the nipple. Do you guys? The nipple? I 124 00:08:56.905 --> 00:08:57.825 think it's a skims bra. 125 00:09:00.655 --> 00:09:02.335 Do you have a new nipple bra? Of course, 126 00:09:03.445 --> 00:09:07.835 those things are good. I said you don't you think you're slick? You didn't wear, 127 00:09:07.844 --> 00:09:10.835 you didn't wear little cutlets with that. You have a little nipple out so 128 00:09:10.844 --> 00:09:14.125 that when things get a little cold in the room, he's like, oh man 129 00:09:17.030 --> 00:09:23.739 to continue to be. I know back and guess what? I will be tuned in. 00 no, 130 00:09:23.900 --> 00:09:28.650 ready. I'm ready. Babe. I was like, give me, give me 10 more of these. 131 00:09:30.919 --> 00:09:33.799 That's all for this episode of cards. Catch up. I'm Francesca Amacher and 132 00:09:33.809 --> 00:09:35.090 we'll see you here next week.